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Hi, I'm Melissa. I'm 19 years old and my cat is orange. Would you like to be a butterfly?
If you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out, if you cannot handle her at her worst, if you only crave for her curves and not her mind, if you cannot deal with her mood swings and if you want her just for sex stay the fuck away.

— Unknown (via jasfuckinq)


no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick


Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you.